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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.


  1. Ah, Malham, seen it many times (Yay for geography field trips). I got chased by a duck in the village, funnily enough.

    So, y’ve been t’Yorkshire, ‘ave ya? Did you enjoy your trip?

  2. Yeah, my folks live up here so there’s always a good opportunity to explore places like this!

  3. Kinda feel like there should be more images (bottom of the whisky bottle, the bottom of a ditch, inside a traffic cone, welcome to glasgow sign…)

    But oh aye, lovely countryside up in t’ dales.

  4. Sam; You forgot the chav swilling bottled piss whilst sat on a bench with his cronies.

  5. I think for the benefit of your readers it would be useful to clarify that there have been no digital effects of any kind used on the second photo and Yorkshire is in fact naturally sepia.

  6. Sam – I wouldn’t want to sully the whisky shot by following with anything!

    Matt – yeah, you know, with the right kind of light, it really is…