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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.


  1. Wow, I didn’t think I’d want to sit through 7 minutes of that, but I was mesmerized.

  2. It’s wonderful. I want one of those.

  3. I think it was the shoes.

    …and maybe the rubber gloves. 😛

  4. See, it even comes with a sexy uniform.