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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.

2 comments

  1. Darren Turpin
    Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    “Are you in the mood for a little knismesis tonight darling?”
    “I’ve just experienced horripilation at the very idea.”

  2. Mark Newton
    Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    Ha! I’m sure someone, somewhere, has had that conversation.