The Onion: Concerts Held To Wish World’s Poor Good Luck

Ah, the Onion. Where would we be without it?

The $200-a-ticket event raised more than $80 million, which will be put toward thousands of good-luck cards and balloons for developing countries and a fund for future charity performances. “I hope you will all join me in extending a hand of friendship to the have-nots, shaking their hand once, and walking away,” Al Gore said in a special message via satellite.

By Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.