Create Your Own Mars On Earth

Creating your own Mars requires some special ingredients. This toxic cocktail demands metal oxides such as aluminium (causes cancer on animals when tested) arsenic, mercury, chrome, and iron (for your reddening agent); add a few rivers of water (occasionally taking the pH levels up to a staggering 13) and approximately 2000 acres of topsoil.


Sadly, side-effects over time may include death, severe cancers or burning.

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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.


  1. Seriously though, the horror of it is overwhelming.

  2. Worrying, isn’t it? And what exactly are they going to do with it all when they’ve cleaned as much as possible up? Dump it in some kind of storage reservoir? Because that worked *so* well last time…