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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.


  1. The vegetables are rather an artwork !

  2. Aren’t they just? I’ve no hope of entering any of my vegetables and winning. The wine category, however, I have my eye on…

  3. Imagine the meal you could make using only prize winning vegetables! Yum!

  4. I don’t think the photo quite captures the scale, either – the leeks are longer than a baseball bat and as thick as a wine bottle! You’d feed a lot of people…

  5. For a writer of edgy Fantasy with an urban twist, there’s a hell of a lot of fruit and home-made ketchup occuring on your blog recently. Although I always love a picture of a whippet in a hat…

  6. Or greyhound. If in fact that is what it is. I’m too cool and edgy and urban to know about these things you see… 😉

  7. There were far stranger things at this country show than could be created by many writers of fantasy… Besides, I’ve hardly written an edgy blog post for months!