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About Mark Newton

Born in 1981, live in the UK. I write about strange things.


  1. I just have to say that I am totally envious of you. I’d love to have a little patch of farmland. Even more so, I’d love to have that patch in England. Alas, I’m a poor grad student living in Florida, which is basically the worst place on Earth next to North Korea and any city in Mexico where Spring Breakers hang out.

    So, kudos to you, sir.

  2. Many thanks! It certainly isn’t easy work, but very rewarding.